If I were

[If I were a month I would be] -- December

[If I were a day of the week I would be] -- Friday

[If I were a time of day I would be] -- 5pm

[If I were a planet I would be] -- dunno got wat planet

[If I were a sea animal I would be] -- Nemo (wanna being cuddle in nemo hse)

[If I were a direction I would be] -- open direction

[If I were a sin I would be] -- sluty bitch

[If I were a liquid I would be] -- water

[If I were a tree I would be] -- maple tree

[If I were a bird I would be] -- seagull

[If I were a tool I would be] -- keys

[If I were a flower I would be] -- sunflower

[If I were a kind of weather I would be] -- sunny

[If I were a musical instrument, I would be] -- piano

[If I were an animal, I would be] -- pig (sleep & eat only)

[If I were a color, I would be] -- white

[If I were an emotion, I would be] -- crappy

[If I were a vegetable, I would be] -- tomato

[If I were a song, I would be] -- hao xiang ni by wang li hong

[If I were a movie I would be] -- That night

[If I were a book, I would be] -- playboy

[If I were a place, I would be] -- top of the tallest building

[If I were a thing, I would be] -- diamond

[If I were a taste, I would be] -- spicy

[If I were a scent, I would be] -- coco powder smell

[If I were a word, I would be] -- zero

[If I were a body part I would be] -- Eye

[If I were a facial expression I would be] -- Smile

[If I were a subject in school I would be] -- sexology

[If I were a cartoon character I would be] -- chip

[If I were a shape I would be] -- circle

[If I were a number I would be] -- 21